Socks

DAYTIME INTERIOR

THREE GUYS SITTING AT LUNCH

M---.
I really hate doing laundry. Especially socks. Socks are the worst.

W---.
My problem with washing socks is that I feel like I have to ball them up. (makes sock folding motion with hands)

M---.
I just do the one fold. I don't like having to ball them up.

H---.
See, I don't bother sorting or folding socks anymore. They all just go into one big pile. I pick them out as I need them.

W---.
How many different types of socks do you have though?

H---.
(ticking off on fingers) I've got short socks, long socks, and dress socks.

W---.
I don't mind folding them, really. I figure I'm going to sit and watch TV anyway.

M---.
Man, there's nothing like the feeling of a new pair of socks.

H---.
Yeah, I really should replace some of mine.

M---.
I think I do a complete swap out of my socks at least twice a year. I love a new pair of socks.

W---.
(looking around, as if for cameras) Are we in a Seinfeld episode?