"So... I don't really like to judge people..." He paused for a second, to consider what he was saying. "Ok, so I actually do like judging people very much. I do it all the time. I just don't like admitting that I do."
"Fair enough," his friend laughed.
"So just going by what this guy off to my right is wearing, I'd be willing to wager that he's gay."
His friend looked at the man in question. Bedazzled fitted t-shirt, tight jeans with fancy stitching on the back and fraying on the front.
"Hm. Either that or douchebag."
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Well obviously this is true. There are just too many douchebags out there.....
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