"So what's the dumbest thing you've ever said?" G--- asked the group as we walked down the street.
"I think it would have to be 'Thanks, I hope I see you around.' But that's just off the top of my head," I replied.
"I remember when you said that. That was not your finest hour," Mike chimed in.
"Mine can top all of yours," proclaimed S---. "'Hey, I got a blow job in an alley near there.'"
"I don't get it, why is that so dumb?"
"It was on September 11th, and I walked in on friends watching TV. That was the first thing I said when I saw the twin towers," S--- explained.
"Wow," was all most of us could say.
"Well, at least you know that for the rest of your life you can't possibly say anything stupider."
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