Monday, March 29, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Unfinished Ideas
From my little notebook, ideas that have yet to be fully developed.
1,2,3, Steve. That is a terrible PBS show.
www.ImOnGlennsPhone.com
The look on his face was a little like rapist.
She's 28 years old. She's pretty fucking old.
You haven't lived if you haven't had a guy grind on you.
"Some people actually meet women they want to marry." married guy: "I don't know any of these people."
My mom showed up unannounced one morning. I lived with a guy who dealt pot for a living. And a guy who smoked pot for a living.
...And I chaffed my boob on my sports bra today.
1,2,3, Steve. That is a terrible PBS show.
www.ImOnGlennsPhone.com
The look on his face was a little like rapist.
She's 28 years old. She's pretty fucking old.
You haven't lived if you haven't had a guy grind on you.
"Some people actually meet women they want to marry." married guy: "I don't know any of these people."
My mom showed up unannounced one morning. I lived with a guy who dealt pot for a living. And a guy who smoked pot for a living.
...And I chaffed my boob on my sports bra today.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Overheard
So where were you this weekend?
I went home for my grandfather's birthday.
How fun.
Oh, I brought back pot brownies.
Wait, what kind of birthday party was this?
I went home for my grandfather's birthday.
How fun.
Oh, I brought back pot brownies.
Wait, what kind of birthday party was this?
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