Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Unfinished Ideas

From my little notebook, ideas that have yet to be fully developed.

1,2,3, Steve. That is a terrible PBS show.

www.ImOnGlennsPhone.com

The look on his face was a little like rapist.

She's 28 years old. She's pretty fucking old.

You haven't lived if you haven't had a guy grind on you.

"Some people actually meet women they want to marry." married guy: "I don't know any of these people."

My mom showed up unannounced one morning. I lived with a guy who dealt pot for a living. And a guy who smoked pot for a living.

...And I chaffed my boob on my sports bra today.

1 comment:

  1. Okay the phone thing kinda freaked me out for a second. Seeing as I left it at home today....

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