Monday, March 29, 2010

Notes Passed At School

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Unfinished Ideas

From my little notebook, ideas that have yet to be fully developed.

1,2,3, Steve. That is a terrible PBS show.

www.ImOnGlennsPhone.com

The look on his face was a little like rapist.

She's 28 years old. She's pretty fucking old.

You haven't lived if you haven't had a guy grind on you.

"Some people actually meet women they want to marry." married guy: "I don't know any of these people."

My mom showed up unannounced one morning. I lived with a guy who dealt pot for a living. And a guy who smoked pot for a living.

...And I chaffed my boob on my sports bra today.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Overheard

So where were you this weekend?

I went home for my grandfather's birthday.

How fun.

Oh, I brought back pot brownies.

Wait, what kind of birthday party was this?