"This chick was walking around in her bra and panties. I just thought I'd make her comfortable and take off my pants."
"K--- without pants is harder to deal with than K--- with pants."
"I keep my shit together. The only time I've had to be taken care of is when G--- told me to put my pants back on."
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Haha, your quotes are the best! :)
ReplyDeleteI think my husband needs to keep his pants on at our next party. =)
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