This was an email I got today

I am studying at espresso royale and this 40 year old overweight man with a mustache comes to sit at the table next to me, he turns around and he is wearing a furry leopard-print kitty tail attached to his butt that goes almost to the floor... no joke... think maybe he forgot to remove it from halloween? or it's just his piece of flair ;) nope, he just tucked it in his lap for easier sitting....