Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Shopping List

I need to buy condoms, I thought to myself one day. I'll pick some up the next time I'm at the store.

A few days later I was on the way to a friend's for a small gathering. I told him I would pick up the beer. As I pulled into the grocery store parking lot I went over my mental shopping list: Beer, condoms.

There's no way in hell that's all I'm standing in line with.

I made another mental note. Pick some up next time I'm at the store AND buying more than just beer.

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5 comments:

  1. RomanXJune 23, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    That's when you just add misc stuff. Garbage bags, olive oil, some twine. If you are gonna do it, go big or go home.

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  2. Dr. X-TinaJune 23, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    Might as well buy some feminine products and pregnancy test while your at it.

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  3. RomanXJune 23, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    That is just crazy talk!

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  4. tylerJune 24, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    I wonder if you threw in some candy and coloring books would someone call security over?

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  5. JuliaJune 26, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    That is just wrong, tyler.

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