Good Advice

From a skinny chef:

"They say never trust a skinny chef.  Fuck that.  Never trust a fat chef, because he'll eat anything."

Overheard

(I think someone might be doing zombie research in a lab in the building where I work.)

"So after you inject it, you're going to bring the animal to me and I'll cut off its head and remove the brain."

(I don't know whether to be excited or worried.)

Overheard

CNN was wrong.

(context)

That's Just Good Advice

Tomorrow's always an opportunity to be hung over.