Overheard 5/15

My brother is over there, he really likes your shirt and he's hot for you.

But Three Wrongs Make a Left

So you want to come to work with me?

Can I bring a billy club and line up puppies for the gas chamber? I'll tell them they're just showers.

That is so wrong.

Ooh, I can make a sign for the kennels: Work will set you free.

Those are like the two things you're not supposed to make jokes about. Killing puppies and the Holocaust.

But see, when you combine the two it's okay. Like how two negative numbers make a positive.

Yeah, 'cause two wrongs make a right...