And substitute illustrations thanks to flickr.
1. There was a snake outside the library. I don't usually see snakes
in my day to day business.
2. At the coffee shop the lady in line in front of me was an Ariana
Huffington lookalike. She might have actually been Ariana Huffington.
3. While I drank my coffee, a minimum of 4 (four) hipster girls walked
by wearing Wayfarers or Wayfarer lookalikes.
4. At lunch, I turned the Wayfarer-spotting into a game, and collected a minimum of four (4) more girls and 3 (three) guys sporting the look.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
On My Honor
Sorry, I was going to call and warn you, but then you got here before I had a chance.
Don't worry about it. There's really no point in warning me; I'm always prepared. I'm like a boyscout. Except I don't know how to tie knots.
Don't worry about it. There's really no point in warning me; I'm always prepared. I'm like a boyscout. Except I don't know how to tie knots.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Unfinished Ideas
From my little notebook, ideas that have yet to be fully developed.
1,2,3, Steve. That is a terrible PBS show.
www.ImOnGlennsPhone.com
The look on his face was a little like rapist.
She's 28 years old. She's pretty fucking old.
You haven't lived if you haven't had a guy grind on you.
"Some people actually meet women they want to marry." married guy: "I don't know any of these people."
My mom showed up unannounced one morning. I lived with a guy who dealt pot for a living. And a guy who smoked pot for a living.
...And I chaffed my boob on my sports bra today.
1,2,3, Steve. That is a terrible PBS show.
www.ImOnGlennsPhone.com
The look on his face was a little like rapist.
She's 28 years old. She's pretty fucking old.
You haven't lived if you haven't had a guy grind on you.
"Some people actually meet women they want to marry." married guy: "I don't know any of these people."
My mom showed up unannounced one morning. I lived with a guy who dealt pot for a living. And a guy who smoked pot for a living.
...And I chaffed my boob on my sports bra today.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Overheard
So where were you this weekend?
I went home for my grandfather's birthday.
How fun.
Oh, I brought back pot brownies.
Wait, what kind of birthday party was this?
I went home for my grandfather's birthday.
How fun.
Oh, I brought back pot brownies.
Wait, what kind of birthday party was this?
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Pants is a Funny Word
"He was wearing a different outfit later in the night."
"He took off his pants and was walking around in his underwear."
"Exactly."
"Pants and no pants are not different outfits."
"He took off his pants and was walking around in his underwear."
"Exactly."
"Pants and no pants are not different outfits."
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Quotes About Pants
"This chick was walking around in her bra and panties. I just thought I'd make her comfortable and take off my pants."
"K--- without pants is harder to deal with than K--- with pants."
"I keep my shit together. The only time I've had to be taken care of is when G--- told me to put my pants back on."
"K--- without pants is harder to deal with than K--- with pants."
"I keep my shit together. The only time I've had to be taken care of is when G--- told me to put my pants back on."
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