Good Advice

From a skinny chef:

"They say never trust a skinny chef.  Fuck that.  Never trust a fat chef, because he'll eat anything."

Overheard

(I think someone might be doing zombie research in a lab in the building where I work.)

"So after you inject it, you're going to bring the animal to me and I'll cut off its head and remove the brain."

(I don't know whether to be excited or worried.)

Overheard

CNN was wrong.

(context)

That's Just Good Advice

Tomorrow's always an opportunity to be hung over.

I guess I used to be a romantic at heart?

I found these in some old papers when I was cleaning out my stuff this weekend.

That First Moment
When you're about to smile
I can see the sparkle in your eyes
And the whole weight upon you seems to float away
I want to live in that moment
When it feels like waking up, wrapped in a warm blanket
As peaceful as the snowfall on a winter's night
And as exhilarating as the wind on an autumn day
And happy. Oh so happy


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i dreamed she walked by
gorgeous goddess of woman
her breath whispers through my spirit
like a thousand morning dreams
her beauty dances to my song
let the music be our sweet love
oh perfect little angel
red wine smile and eyes ocean blue
hair as deep and dark as the shadows
light me like the stars
as every evening i fall for you

Overheard

Sarah Palin's daughter is hot. I'd knock her up, too.

Overheard

It makes perfect sense; If I smell like cock, then he'll want me.